MORNIN’ FUNERAL AGENCY
This is the right place where your
The place where your
And your moral sense
CAN REST IN PEACE!
1. We provide you with an authorized death certificate for the item/idea buried, with the exact date and time of death, the certified subsequent funeral/cremation, the name of the donor who provided this same essence and/or idea and a brief summary of the essence and/or idea itself. The virtual space of the buried essence and/or idea will be duly announced.
2.Every visitor to our cemetery may pay their tributes to the loss of the untimely worn out ideas, and in addition will have the opportunity to give their own comments, opinions, and feelings evoked by the loss in question
3. Any visitor, provided that they are in possession of enough inner power, talents and possibilities, may bring back to life any of the ideas buried so far, and in the process pay credit to the person who granted the idea to the cemetery.
4. Any misuse of unborn or buried ideas and the names of their donors is impossible on the territory of this cemetery. Anybody who granted their essence/idea to the MORNING funeral agency for burial, storage, mummification, or cremation can prove or claim, if necessary, their parentage/authorship, the genealogy or the pedigree of the idea, its authenticity or origin, by virtue of the aforementioned death certificate.
HERE YOU CAN LIGHTHEARTEDLY LEAVE THE THOUGHTS THAT HARASS YOU. THEY WILL NEVER GET LOST WITH US.
HERE YOU CAN TRACE THE LIFE OF YOUR THOUGHTS. THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE THEY CAN BECOME ALIVE WITHOUT YOUR PRESENCE, THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE THEY ARE REALLY FREE…
HERE YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR UNRIPE DESIRES, WE WILL GIVE THEM BACK TO YOU - NEW AND DIFFERENT- WHENEVER YOU NEED THEM AGAIN.
HERE YOU CAN STORE ALL THE IDIOTIC ILLUMINATIONS THAT HAVE AFFLICTED YOU, FOR TOMORROW THEY MAY NOT SEEM THE SAME AS TODAY…
YOU CAN EASILY LEAVE YOUR IDENTITY AT PEACE WITH US.
IT WILL NEVER GET LOST HERE.
IT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE AT THIS SAFE PLACE, WHERE THE ONLY OPTION AVAILABLE IS REINCARNATION.
Please do not hesitate to contact us at: email@example.com